I wrote this song months ago and figured I would try singing it. I KNOW IT SOUNDS TERRIBLE! But just so you get an idea, try and picture with music and with a real singer.
Lets all go to Crackerland
Wipe your butt, and shake my hand
It's easy at Crackerland
turkey legs & sandwhiched ham
All your friends don't understand
LOTS of fun at Crackerland
use your THUMB, and catch a van
Boys & Girls, Women and Men
All get DRUNK at Crackerland....."